A man was driving to work one day and rolled through a stop sign. He had not seen the police officer sitting nearby, and was pulled over. The police officer asked "do you know why I pulled you over?" The driver replied "no, sir. Why?" The police officer replied "you went through that stop sign without stopping." The driver said "I slowed down!" The police officer gave him a ticket and sent him on his way.
The next day, same officer, same stop sign, same driver. The police officer pulls him over again and says "we just had this conversation yesterday, sir" as he writes the ticket. The driver replied "but I slowed down!"
The following day, they had the same conversation. By the fourth day, the police officer was a bit tired of it. Instead of explaining again, he pulls the driver out of the car and starts beating him with his night stick. "NOW! Do you want me to STOP? Or SLOW DOWN?!"
The next day, same officer, same stop sign, same driver. The police officer pulls him over again and says "we just had this conversation yesterday, sir" as he writes the ticket. The driver replied "but I slowed down!"
The following day, they had the same conversation. By the fourth day, the police officer was a bit tired of it. Instead of explaining again, he pulls the driver out of the car and starts beating him with his night stick. "NOW! Do you want me to STOP? Or SLOW DOWN?!"
