Ruin a wish

You wih something and the next person grants it but says that something bad happens.

Ill start.

I wish a had 1 million dollars

wish granted. You get hit by a train the next day.

I wish to fly.

Granted but you started getting chased by killer birds. They just won`t stop.

I wish i had alot of root beer.

Granted. Now your full of root beer for the rest of your life, and your stomach hurts.

I wish to be super strong.

granted but you went up to space to stop a meteor and it broke into smaller peices that all destroyed the United States because the meteor was passed the Statosphere.

I wish i had a girlfriend.

granted, but she was once a man.

Mr. Money wrote:granted, but she was once a man.

You have to make a wish. Just make it in a new post so this post doesn`t look stupid.

oh my bad!

i wish to not forget anything.

Granted but for some reason you can`t sleep anymore.

I wish i had a nintendo DS

granted, but you get no games.

I wish i had a pet

granted but the pet hates you.

I wish school didn`t exist.

Granted, but you don't know anything.

I wish i was rich.

granted but nobody will exept your money and you are homeless.

I wish that i wished that i wished that i wished that i would eat more vegtables besides corn.

granted, but you turn orange from eating too many carrots.

I wish that i had x-ray vision.

granted but you see things you don`t want to see.

i wish i had 9999 vr in Mario Kart wii.

granted, but your disc is scratched.

I wish I had an iPhone.

granted, but it doesn`t work

i wish i had an iphone .

granted, the touch screen doesnt work.

I wish I could own a MMORPG.

granted, but it sucks

i wish this forum had more members.

granted. Waait..cant ruin this wish

I wish I had 23 legs.